More after the jump...
Of course Morgan and her now defunct team- Catya and Kristen- think that team "The Other Girls" wanted Morgan out because she's so "beautiful" and "pretty". Uh-NOOOO dummies, and NO Morgan- your stuff was packed up for you because you're beyond annoying, obnoxious, shallow, clueless and most importantly a shit disturber for no good reason. Morgan, you created what is now a divided house and team "The Other Girls" weren't having your shenanigans and good for them. There will be no further talk of Morgan in the post.
Moving on. It's birthday celebration time and Kristen, whose birthday was two days before moving into the house feels slighted because she didn't get a grand celebration- huh? Lea, who also has a born date to celebrate wanted to have a joint celebration but Kristen doesn't agree and has a few choice words- stupid and whore are a couple- for Lea. This of course doesn't go over well with Lea and the gloves come out- yet again.
I don't think Kristen meant to call Lea the "w" word. But what's a girl to do when she just wants to celebrate her special day with a special c--- cake and no-one wants to join her? Wouldn't you flip out too? Yikes.
The girls go to the club and things seem to be going well until a Bad-Girl hater decides to start a fight with Lea to prove that she's badder than the actual "Bad-Girls". Everyone except Danielle and Erica join in the brawl and this doesn't sit well with Brandi, aka Venus, aka the house drama queen. She expresses her disgust loudly!
Danielle is the first girl in the house to "hook up". The lucky guy is John and there special meeting place was on the street. Ahhh- young love. The twist to this story is that Danielle actually wants to be with John's friend Zach. Who says you can't hook up with two guys that are friends? Uh- no one, and she and makes good on her promise and hooks up lucky guy #2, Zach, the next night. Which leads to the next blow-up by Brandi and this time I'm on her side.
All the girls except Danielle and Erica, who are entertaining Zach and some of his friends at the house, are in relax mode which means make-up off, head-scarf/satin cap on! Now here's where I'll interject a little personal information. Anyone who knows me knows that I too, have a night-time uniform which includes, sweats, socks and head-scarf. In the winter, a hoodie is included in the mix and in the summer I have a couple LNA- v-neck tees, that round out said uniform. It may not be pretty but it's comfortable, warm and the scarf protects my hair from breakage- period. Well, Erica's friend Jeff sees Brandi, who looks a little different in her nighttime uniform and decides that he wants to make a rude, out of pocket comment on her appearance. NOOOOOOO Jeff! Stop judging, shut-up and be a polite quiet guest- dummy! Of course Brandi flips.
Sorry Erica, I'm siding with the Brandi the drama queen. Check your friend!
Later that night the girls hit another club and Brandi, aka Venus, the professional stripper shows her talent on the stripper pole and scoops up her dough. Erica decides to shake her yucky butt and collect her cash as well. In the limo ride home, Erica shares with the girls how she plans to use her new found fortune- groceries! And this is where we learn about Stripper rule #43: If two girls are sharing the stage during a performance the money that is collected gets shared and split in half. This is news to everybody except Brandi because she's got the inside scoop on stripper etiquette. Brandi/Venus looses it- YET AGAIN- and everybody is officially over it.
Until next week...
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