But let's start with the facinating mess that is Phaedra.
More after the jump...
The queen of the southern belles and her bestie Dwight, the other queen of the southern belles go to the horse races with Cynthia and her fiance Peter. In the car ride Phaedra voices her extreme disdain for men with baggage and "baby-mama's". She explains that she picked Apollo, because he was "clean" and without children. Is she crazy?!? Hello fool! Apollo is an ex-con and I think that makes him just a tad bit dirty with his own set of baggage. Pullleeeaze! Cynthia has to practically hold Peter back from slapping the cowboy
-hit outta Miss Phaedra because he has five children, not sure how many baby-mama's, but I guess he qualifies as filthy dirty if you're going by the standards of a true southern belle- aka Phaedra- aka FOOL! GTFOH. Seriously- I mean it! Phaedra makes me cuss.
Then we're in for a real treat at her baby shower which Kandi very appropriately pens "Boughetto". That's honestly the best description for the over the top mess that was Phaedra's shower. From the make-up, to the dancers, to the guests getting escorted to their tables, to the pregnant lady's first dance with Dwight, to the hats- UGHHHHHH!!!! Kim finally made some sense when she said "just open your gifts, eat your cake and call it a day".
Meanwhile, Nene gets a plastic surgery makeover. She has her boobs reduced, her tummy tucked and her nose adjusted from the first nose job. It's funny how Nene talked about Dwight's pinched nose but her nose is about two seconds from looking like Dwight's. Let's just hope that she's done with the "improvements".
Kim thinks she's ready for another hit single. Kandi is working on her own album but is willing help Kim make her next hit for a price. Enough of the freebies Kimmy- you will pay for the next hit sweetie.
We also get to meet the people that created the monster that is Kim. And let's just say that they are an interesting couple. They're very proud of Kim and her choice of men- Big Poppa. Apparently, BP and Kim are back together because they just can't live without each other- *side-eye*.
And finally we have Sheree and Dr. Tiy-E. For someone like Sheree who claims to have these high standards and will only date men that look a certain way I just don't get her choice of Dr. Tiy-E- just sayin. But to each his own.We know that these two are NOT a match made in heaven and won't last so I'll say no more.
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