RHOA- "Mommy is not playing with you!"

You know I used to be a big fan of NeNe Leakes but I'm starting to question her motives. Last week NeNe and Kim almost go to blows over NeNe making a comment about Kim treating Sweetie, her assistant, like a slave. Now granted Kim is a fool and she does talk to Sweetie crazy BUT if Sweetie is dumb enough to tolerate that behavior then so be it. And maybe Kim pays Sweetie well enough that being an indentured servant is worth it- at least for her bank account. More after the jump...
And Kim why would you think that the woman that choked you out last year would one day be a friend again? You should've cut your losses when she laid hands on you. I think it's safe to say that after this argument  Kim and NeNe show is over for good.



Kandi and Kim's tour ends in Miami and Cynthia has a modeling gig there. So the girls decide to make a weekend of celebration for Cynthia and her upcoming wedding. When they arrive at the Miami mansion of Thomas Kramer, a creepy rich friend of Kim's, things don't seem to get any better between her and NeNe a but all the girls have decided to try to make the best of the weekend because they're all there to support Cynthia. Now the weekend is supposed to be just for the houswives- no outside friends, assistants or slaves. NeNe got upset when Kim wanted to include Sweetie and then when Lawrence shows up she really pitches a fit. NeNe grow-up and stop letting Kim push your buttons. And let's be real Lawrence is just a vagina short of being a girl.

I really get annoyed with  Miss NeNe Leakes when she decides to invite her friend, Diana, to the girls weekend since "no one has followed the rules" and "everybody else has invited someone". What rules NeNe? Stop it! First of all you cannot invite your friend to someone else's house. It's rude. And this is Kim's friends house so it takes a lot of nerve to just take it upon yourself and invite someone without discussing it with the Kim or more importantly Thomas because it's his home. But that's NeNe.

When Diana arrives things get tense. When Kim tells Sweetie that she can stay because Diana is here Diana has the nerve to say that she was invited! Huh!?! Diana you know that you had no business accepting NeNe's invitation to a house that's not hers! Come on. And then NeNe pretends that she didn't make a big deal of outsiders being invited to the supposed "girls weekend". NeNe the weekend is not about you it's about Cynthia!

Cynthia feels like she has to do this runway show because with the closing of Peter's club they need the money to finish paying for their wedding. Why have a big wedding if you don't have the money Cynthia? You're not 20 so what is the point in the big hoopla that you and Peter cannot afford? Go to city hall and seal the deal. Just sayin.

During a group breakfast the conversation turns to Cynthia's wedding and she just breaks down crying. The only person that knows about the financial problems that Cynthia and Peter are having is NeNe so the girls don't know how to react when  she looses it. Selfish NeNe tries her hardest to convince Cynthia to end the girls weekend early early. NeNe just because you don't want to stay don't try to convince Cynthia to leave her own bachelorette party! Who does that?!? When NeNe suggests that she and Cynthia are leaving early the girls are pissed and rightfully so. Everybody decides that even if Cynthia leaves they won't let the strippers go to waste. Sheree convinces Cynthia to stay  and shuts NeNe's nonsense down. Grow up Cynthia and stop being NeNe's lap dog! And NeNe you should be ashamed of yourself.

Everybody loosens up at the party and has a good time with the greasy, nasty strippers. Lawrence's imitations of everybody was the best part of the night! Lawrence truly saved the day! And we also learned more about Kandi and Phaedra's admiration for certain sexual acts- TMI! Kandi and Phaedra are clearly the freak-a-leeks of the group!

Will Cynthia make it down the aisle? Will NeNe and Kim repair their broken friendship once again?

See ya next week for the season finale...