Keeping up with the Kardashians- "Get outta my house"

So the Kardashian clan is back and they are bigger, better and clearly on the come up. Kim has purchased a fabulous new home and she wants to keep the new pad clean, spotless and company free. Entertaining is not a priority for her because she would rather not have people dirty her new white carpet or spill red wine on her new pillows. Kris has other ideas for her daughters new place and throws a huge housewarming party where Kim spends the entire night obsessing over the mess that her guests create in her new pristine pad. Bruce encourages her to enjoy herself and get the cleaning crew to come over in the morning and clean the mess. More after the jump...

Bad Girls Club Miami- "For real- LEAVE!"

Morgan gets gone and the house breaks into the usual "Bad Girl" chaos. Screaming, yelling and overall "crazy" breaks out. Morgan actually stood a chance until she decides to do something really unnecessary and stupid. She goes into the production room, that's in the house, and decides to start breaking equipment and that's when she gets handled and told to leave.
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Bad Girls Miami- "I know it's our first day here but Imma whip your (bleep)..."

A new group of Bad Girls is back and this time they're wreaking havoc all over Miami. Our new group of crazies are Morgan from Florida, Lea from Florida, Danielle from NY, Catya from Philadelphia, Brandi from Cali and Erica from Cali.

I immediately see problems brewing with Morgan. She exclaims immediately and very loudly, that she is the prettiest one in the house and that the others are just not up to her standards. She gets on the phone with friends and complains about not wanting to be in the house and hating the girls that she just met 5 minutes ago. Morgan, stop being ridiculous and why are you here?!! This obviously doesn't sit well with the other girls and she instantly becomes the most hated one in the house.
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The Rachel Zoe Project- "Tay it isn't so!"

Fashion stylist to the stars, Rachel Zoe, is back for another season of red-carpet catastrophe's and drama filled breakdowns. The gang is all here minus the person that was once her backbone, right-hand woman and blessed jewel (the last description came straight from Rachel). More after the jump...

Kourtney & Khloe take Miami- "He'll never change"

Scott is still on the trifling train and it's reached epic proportions tonight. When Kim and Kourtney come home with Mason after hanging out with a friend, they walk into a condo that smells of weed and beer. When Kourtney tries to wake him from his drunken stupor to ask him what went on while they were out, he grabs her, she slaps him and then he goes into the bathroom and punches a mirror. Kim, Kourtney and baby Mason immediately leave the apartment and go back to the safety of a friends place.
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Khloe & Kourtney take Miami- "Scott on the Rocks"

This week we have another episode without our favorite Kardashian sister- Khloe. I guess she's still at home in LA with hubby Lamar. Alas, we're stuck again with sister Kimmy as sloppy seconds- lol! And on a side note Kim is looking more and more like her Madame Tussaud wax figure. She has definitely had way too much plastic surgery and it looks horrible- just sayin. Sorry Kimmy!
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Khloe and Kourtney take Miami- "Weighty Issues"

In this episode, with my favorite Kardashian sister's, Khloe comes back from her visit with hubby Lamar with a renewed attitude and ready to commit to Dash and Miami.

Meanwhile Kourtney is feverishly working out to get bikini ready for "Life and Style" magazines after baby bikini cover shoot. She's put a huge amount of pressure on herself with the intentions of not having the cover photo shopped to give "real" pregnant women hope of being able to loose baby weight realistically. Khloe steps up to the plate and takes charge of the store and her nephew Mason.
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