Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami- "Bedazzle and Bejazzle your lady parts"

Khloe is excitedly anticipating the arrival of Lamar and in preparation the sisters do a little lingerie shopping. While trying on some sexy undergarments she discovers that it's time to do a little spring cleaning in the private area. Kourtney, who considers herself to be an expert "brazilian bikini" waxer, having waxed herself for years until going the laser route, happily volunteers to wax her baby sister's vaj. These girls take TMI and their sisterly bond to a whole other level!
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I personally appreciate the talented technicians that give "Brazilian bikini" waxes because the process is more evasive and personal than going to the gynecologist- yikes and shout out to Agnes at Bliss Soho- haaaa. The process is not for the faint of heart whether you're the waxee or waxer -let me tell you! That being said, NO WAY would I want to delve into my friends, cousins, sisters or otherwise- cat-trap and de-hair down there- NO WAY!

The waxing doesn't go very well and Khloe is left with a swollen "jina" and may make plans with Lamar kinda difficult. But what better way to heal then partying on a yacht- right? Kourtney's friends come for a visit and she's ready to let loose after a year of drying out. Champagne is popping and shots are flowing and Kourtney has a little too much fun. When she and Khloe get back home she pumps, Mason is still on breast milk, and finds that her milk has alcohol in it. Apparently they have test strips that nursing mother's can dip into their milk to see if it has any traces of alcohol- on those occasional nights out on the town- which by the way every mother deserves. I personally think the strips are a brilliant idea in helping to keep babies healthy when mom wants to indulge a little and let her hair down.

The next day Kourt, Scott and baby Mason take a family trip to the zoo which doesn't go well because she's feeling the effects of the prior nights partying. After seeing the photos that Scott took of her during the outing she decides that drinking and being a mommy don't mix- at least for her- so she's off the sauce for a minute. Whatever works for you Kourt.

Meanwhile Lamar arrives and Khloe is mortified to have to do a bit of show and tell of the burned jay-jay. Lamar doesn't care of course. Hairy, bald, burned- Lamar loves his Khloe no matter what! Ahhh- alas new love has no eyes and always remains full of hope and promise.

Let's toast to Lamar, Khloe and her burned va-jizil!

Until next time...