RHOA- "Kandi and her butt are turning 35"

I have to start this post with a question. What is in the water in Atlanta?! Kandi's behind is HUGE and is becoming like another housewife on the show. I mean really! I'm sure that the fellas are loving it but she's got what Phaedra calls a "donkey booty" lol.  More after the jump...

RHOA- 'Girls Weekend Miami- Part Deux'

I'm going to start this post with a comment about Sweetie. I don't believe that she's bleaching her skin- she just has the worst Fashion Fair/Posner old school make-up and someone and anyone who does hair and make-up needs to PLEASE help her!!! I'm just sayin'.  More after the jump...

RHOA & I'm Back!

It's been a long time but I'm glad to make my return with new postings from my favorite franchise and the ladies of the ATL! I caught up this afternoon with a refresher of a few episodes from last season and honestly it was awesome and I see why Atlanta is the highest rated 'Real Housewives' of the franchise. From the Sweetie slave debacle, to Nene and Kim fighting, to Cynthia almost being a runaway bride- remember her mom and sister tried to hide the marriage license? WTH!!!!. And let's not forget Phaedra's awesome one-liners and Kandi and Sheree adding to the mix. Oh and I can't forget the honorary Queens/Housewives Dwight aka 'Madame' the puppet from the Muppets and Lawrence! These ladies make for awesome- I can't stop watching- TV! I love it and any real reality tv lover feels the same way! More after the jump...

Basketball Wives- "Break-up to make-up to break-up and fight"

Jevelyn is back in full affect. Poor Jen, who cries the most pitifall cry I've ever seen, explains herself to Evelyn, they hug it out and all is good with the mean girls. But here's the thing Evelyn, your fiance changed his name to 'Ochocinco' and now he's tweeting Glen Beck?!! Really Chad Ochocinco? Glen Beck- ugghhhh and yuck! Evelyn- Chad is a media-whore! Period. Let's call a spade a spade. Whether you choose to admit what everybody else knows is a completely different story. More after the jump.

Basketball Wives/Season 3- "Meeka shut up!"

This season it's the fake ones vs. the real ones. The weak ones vs. the strong. Well we know who the fakers are; Evelyn, Meeka, Jennifer- who could be real if she gets off of Evelyn's tit- and lastly Shaunie. I get that Shaunie has to remain somewhat neutral because her interests in the show are mixed- she's the executive producer and also a player so she has to roll with all the women but it's annoying.

The weak ones are Suzie, Jennifer and Meeka. Suzie, Evelyn treated you like shit. Talked to you and about you like a dog and you want to be her friend again? Suzie- you're like an abused woman who can't let the man the beats her go. Knock it off girl and get a backbone! Meeka- why go to each women individually and talk about all of them to the next one? You're the new chick on the block so why not let things happen organically? Meeka- one word- YUCK!

So we're left with Tami and Royce who qualify as both real and strong. I think most would agree that Tami keeps it real. She's a straight shooter and if you cross her it's on. I think most don't want to agree that Royce keeps it real- not sure why but now three seasons into watching these ladies I have a different opinion of Royce. Her characterizations of Evelyn and Jenn are right on point. She may talk shit but she will also tell you how she feels to your face. I don't agree with her talking to Eric via twitter- I think it's weird unless behind the scenes of the show they were always friends. I'm kinda sure that Royce is doing it just to piss Jenn off.

Suzie's weakeness bugs me so much that I hope EVIL-LYN beats her up both mentally and maybe physically. But enough of the wack Suzie conversation.

Jennifer focus on yourself and please don't take the Evelyn's suggestion about smashing anyone, dating youngin's or any of that nonsense. This woman basically scammed you into divorcing Eric- even though you were a willing participant and then she turns around and gets engaged, starts planning on expanding her family with the narcissistic Ochocinco and leaves you high and dry to be single alone. I'm no Eric fan but he was right when he said that it's foolish to take advice on your marriage from a woman that has never been married.

Tami and Meeka won't work. Tami thinks that Meeka will play both sides of the fence. I think Meeka will side with Jevelyn and Shaunie. I'm not sure why anyone would want to be friends with Evelyn. I'm glad that Tami made Meeka cut the BS and fess up to her phony. Meeka you showed your true colors when confronted and you backtracked. You failed the test so all that "I keeps it real" talk is just that- talk!

And to end this review we see how things go full circle and Suzie goes right back to talking about Royce with Jevilyn and taking their side. Suzie- Royce was your only friend when the sharks were feeding off of your flesh. How dare you betray her and flip! But at the end of the day I'm not at all surprised by her lack of loyalty. Suzie is the runt of the litter and just trying to survive- *side-eye*.

Until next week...

Dancing w/Stars- "American Week"

I can no longer watch this painfully long show live- so here is my DVR'd review. Enjoy. More after the jump...

Dancing w/Stars (s.12)- "DJ Mike was the first to go- who's next?"

So Mike was the first to hang up his dancing shoes. He's relieved and so are we! He couldn't dance and was painful to watch. BUT- and this is a big BUT- in his defense Wendy should consider herself lucky and she should thank her fans for saving her this time around. If she doesn't step up her dancing game tonight she may find herself on the chopping block next. More after the jump...

Dancing w/ the Stars (season 12)- "Step-up your game tonight or go home tomorrow"

The stars have one more chance tonight to go big or go home. Let's get started...
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Dancing w/ the Stars (season 12)- "Let's go Dancing"

Dancing with the Stars is back with a new group of A, B and some C/D list stars all vying for the coveted mirror ball. We have a talk show host, a wrestler, boxer, couple tv/movie stars, a reality star and rapper. Who is going to loose the most weight this season? I'm sure Kristie Alley is hoping that she wins that title. More after the jump...

B-ball Wives reunion pt.2- WOW- and am I the only one that wants to know what happened in Vegas!?

Sorry for the late re-cap but I generally don't review reunion shows and after watching pt. 1 of the B-Ball Wives reunion I wasn't going to even bother watching or writing about pt. 2- but WOW! More after the jump...

Basketball Wives (season finale) - "Save the best for last"

Evelyn is more than smitten with Chad "Ochocinco" and Jennifer is leery of the relationship. But there's also a bit of "I thought we were gonna be single bff's together"mixed in there I think.  So much for that Jenny. Evelyn gives Mike the trainer the bad news about the fact that they their relationship will remain platonic because he's not going in the same direction that she's going. That direction being marriage, babies- blah, blah. But wait a minute, when did Ochocinco decide that he wants to be married and have more babies? Things that make you go hmmmm. More after the jump...

Basketball Wives- "Let's just get it all out in the open"

This episode starts with the girls having drinks and Shaunie confronting Royce about her whining and complaining during the trip. Royce says that she genuinely didn't feel well and that she didn't feel like she was a complainer. Then, out of the blue, Tami then decides to ask who was talking "ish" about her when she first came on the scene. Royce says that Jenn said something about Tami being "messy" to which Jenn vehemently denies so then Royce throws Suzi under the bus and says that actually Suzi said Tami was messy. The conversation ends, for the moment, without anybody getting cussed out or fists flying.

This girls manage to break down some barriers as their trip in Spain winds down. Jennifer is forced to talk about her situation with Eric yet AGAIN and she finally lets it all out and cries that ugly cry. I think the tears actually cleansed her soul. It's good to let go! More after the jump...

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Basketball Wives- " I hate y'all"

Damn- can a chick be sick!?! The girls go to Madrid for fashion week and things start off a bit shaky - for Royce. Her throat hurts, her skin hurts and she just feels awful. The girls weren't in the mood to show off their bed-side manner and  this time it's Royce's turn to get teased/bullied by Jevelyn + 1 ( the 1 being Shaunie- she's gone to the dark side) - lol. Listen Suzi, the weakest link, is out of the circle now so someone has to be the new target. More after the jump...

RHOA (Season Finale)- "Is this a wedding or a funeral?"

This season ending episode could have been easily titled "Crying Game". Between the tears surrounding Cynthia and Peter's wedding- more on that in a minute- and Phaedra showing her true maternal side by crying and being quite broken up about leaving baby Aydin as she goes back to work. There were more than enough tears to go around. It was sweet to see how close Phaedra has grown to her son. I mean, let's remember this is the same woman who upon first laying eyes on her healthy baby boy said "gross!". I think it's safe to say that Phaedra has come a long way. More after the jump...

RHOA- "Mommy is not playing with you!"

You know I used to be a big fan of NeNe Leakes but I'm starting to question her motives. Last week NeNe and Kim almost go to blows over NeNe making a comment about Kim treating Sweetie, her assistant, like a slave. Now granted Kim is a fool and she does talk to Sweetie crazy BUT if Sweetie is dumb enough to tolerate that behavior then so be it. And maybe Kim pays Sweetie well enough that being an indentured servant is worth it- at least for her bank account. More after the jump...

Basketball Wives- "Do you"

Oh Royce- aren't we the bad ass. Give Suzie a break. I think Royce needs to understand that everybody isn't as strong as she is or pretends to be. Be a  friend and  a bit more supportive and understanding of the fact that Suzie is scared to go toe-to-toe with "Evileen" aka Evelyn. More after the jump...

American Idol 10- "I didn't even miss Simon"

This is going to be a short post because I don't really review the show before the final 12. But given the new cast  I wanted to share my thoughts. More after the jump...

An Explosive Reunion

An Explosive Reunion

Basketball Wives- "Im'a Google a food stamp"

This episode starts with Royce getting the girls together at the pool to talk about the charity event that she's having with her boyfriend Dwayne. Dwayne and Royce want the ladies to walk in the fashion show part of the program. And Royce's dance group, "Fantashique", will also be performing. Evelyn looks typically unimpressed and not really interested in participating. She thinks that Dwayne is riding off of Royce's success to promote himself. Really? Evelyn why do you have to be such a hater? This man seems to genuinely like Royce and just because he's not an athlete or a "Baller" doesn't mean that the man is useless! Ughhhh- stop it! More after the jump...

RHOA- "Let's toast to my baby"

This episode starts with Phaedra preparing for the her sons "Sip-n-See" not Slip in Slide- "Sip-n-See". It's a southern tradition, ya know. She's hoping that the ladies attending will be on their best behavior. The last time the group got together Kim and Phaedra exchanged some heated words- something like "your husbands an ex-con" and "show me the papers that prove you're a nurse". More after the jump...

Basketball Wives- "Are you my friend or frenemie?"

Last nights episode starts with Suzie attempting to gain a friend/ally in Tami. Tami decides that it's not the smartest move for her to to cut her ties- yet- with Evelyn, Shaunie and Jennifer. I get her strategy. Why break ties and form alliances with the wrong side when you're not fully aware of the whole Evelyn vs. Suzie story. More after the jump...

Basketball Wives- "The Ambush"

This review is dedicated to Val- Lol!

Last night's episode starts off with Gloria getting ambushed by the "Fearsome Four". Shaunie throws around the word "Boo-Boo" about 15 times and when the ladies question Gloria as to why her wedding didn't happen she insists that it was her call and it will happen on her terms. Girl please!
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