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The real purpose of the trip finally begins and the ladies are chillin, getting mani's and pedi's and sharing the love when in walks Crazy's bff Psycho aka Jill Zarin! WTF! Alex looks like she's seen a ghost, Ramona starts crying, Sonja is just like enough already and Bethanny has no words. I mean Jill why are you here really? She is the ultimate Shit-disturber. You just show up and expect people to lay out the red carpet? You self-centered, obnoxious moron! Go away!!!! Now you want to make amends because you're ready Jill Zarin? NOOOOO!
Jill leaves and when Ramona goes out to try to make Jill feel less like the idiot that she is Jill again crumbles into schlubby Bobby's arms and acts like was wronged. She's sick and twisted and I will forever LOVE Ramona for kicking PSYCHO to the curb. Here's my middle finger Jill! LOL!
So we're left with the four women and things are, for a change, refreshing and carefree as they should be when you're vacationing on a Caribbean island! Sonia and Alex throw a shared bridal shower for Bethanny and Ramona with plenty of saucy gifts- pearl handcuffs for example. Just lots of good old-fashioned fun with the girls.
Back in NY, Jill and her three losers have lunch and rehash with Kelly why she went crazy. Kelly lies about what happened to make herself look less crazy. I hate Kelly, Luann, Jill and new girl- Jennifer- you're on your way to joining Pam's hate train- haaaa. But just when I think I'm gonna burst with disgust over this ridiculous conversation something interesting happens. Jill, Countless and Jennifer slowly but surely see Crazy Kelly for the Crazy crazy that she is. She's talking circles and making absolutely no sense at all which leads the women to believe that Kelly may be problematic after-all.
Later that evening at Sonja's art party Countless and Jennifer get the real story about the St. John's trip and Kelly's story is slowly but surely falling apart.
Jill has her ice-skating soiree and she discusses the situation the Bethanny situation with her sister. She misses her- awwww. Whatever! I'll tell yoou what Jill misses- she misses being involved in Bethanny's new and exciting life of pending marriage and birth. Stop the BS Jill! She calls her and asks if she wants to meet and have lunch. And Bethanny being a normal human being actually accepts. Bethenny is clearly a better woman then me. Ramona shows up and Kelly confronts her and acts like she was attacked while on the island. Ramona calms her down and just refuses to jump on that Crazy train- kudos Ramona. Jill then confronts Ramona and I must say Ramona has really changed- she talked calmly and explained to Psycho Jill where she went wrong with just popping up in St. John- as if it needed explaining. They hug and kiss and peace abounds- until the next episode.
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