Tuesday, May 18, 2010

RH of NJ- "My daughter is prettier than your daughter"




So the  Jersey girls are still "Anti-Danielle". Teresa, Jacqueline and Caroline go to lunch and just when you thought this was going to have a leisurely lunch Teresa brings up Danielle. Jacqueline just wants peace and Caroline just won't let up because you must remember "there family is thick (pronounced like tick) as thieves".

Lori is dating Vito, Albie's best friend, and Albie is having a difficult time thinking about the fact that his best friend is doing the nasty with his sister. I get it but Albie get over it!

Danielle's oldest daughter Christine wants to be a model and IMG wants to represent her. Danielle sees dollar signs and makes her promise that when she hits the big time she'll take care of her mother. But she's not the only model in town- Teresa is grooming Gia to be the next Naomi Campbell for sure.

Sorry Teresa, I think that Christine has the modeling thing in the bag. And guess who's taking her first photos - Giles Bensimon- crazy NY Housewife Kelly's ex-husband. And of course Danielle had to steal the spotlight from her daughter and get her photograph taken too. What's with these "momagers"? Danielle stop living your pipe dreams through your daughter.

Christine gets a cover and 5 page spread for her first shoot and she'll also be walking during Fashion week. And Danielle "bestie" Teresa will be at Fashion week also because little Gia is going to walk the runway too.
Oh joy!

Danielle is a sick woman. She decides to have a luncheon to celebrate Christine's cover. And here's the sick part- she invites Dina and Jacqueline- why? And the guest of honor, Christine, isn't even present at the luncheon. Come on Danielle you know that these ladies can't go against "family" and come to celebrate. Stop being crazy and inviting these women into your life when they clearly want nothing to do with you. It's hard to defend you when you behave so irrationally. But her "closest friends" do show up. One of those friends being Kim D who talked major ish about Danielle at Caroline's fundraiser.

With friends like that who needs enemies.

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