RH of NY- "When Crazy met Kelly"

"Why do I always get stuck with her?". Sorry Sonja!

The second half of Ramona's girls getaway was spectacular but some people can't just go to an island for free and chill out- they have to keep stirring the pot and starting ish. And thus begins the story of Crazy aka Kelly.

Let's just put this out there Kelly is f-in bat-shit crazy!!!! She is so lucky that Bethenny is pregnant otherwise she would've laid that sick beyotche out. What the hell is wrong with this woman. She immediately goes in on Bethenny during breakfast and says that she's a "cook" and not a "chef". Well okay, even if she is just a "cook" why do you care enough to tell her that? It's the stereotypical - I'm an insecure crazy woman so to build myself up I'm going to try to make you feel small in front of everybody. Basically, my name is Kelly and I'm pathetic.
I have to give Bethenny her props for being amazingly calm in the face of Crazy! At one point Kelly called Bethenny a "hoe-bag" completely out of nowhere and for no reason and Bethenny just laughed. This was awesome because Kelly was expecting a reaction and Bethenny laughing at her totally put the attention and sheer madness of the statement on Kelly. For me personally, this episode was a lesson in what to do when people push your buttons- do nothing or laugh. Reacting to crazy only makes you look as crazy as the crazy person.

Bethenny makes goodie bags for all the women for no reason other than she wanted to do something nice. Unless it's shit in a bag I really don't see the issue. But Kelly, the fool, literally lost it. She felt attacked by a bag of suntan lotion and a beach towel. She was so upset that she called Jill in the hopes of getting some sort of sympathy or at the very least understanding. Well that was a huge FAIL! Jill could barely make sense of Kelly's nonsense and left the phone call fairly certain that Kelly was going to have a nervous breakdown on a sandy beach.

The best part of the episode was at dinner where everyone was certain that Kelly needed help and not criticism. She's like your drunk Auntie at Christmas dinner- when she attacks you don't attack back because AWWWWWW she's pitiful and sick. Hell, by the end of the episode I even felt sad for the idiot because she was making NOOOOO sense. Sonja was her ally for most of the trip. Although this role was largely by default because no one else could deal with her BS. But even even-tempered Sonja, who's mind stays mostly on sex, couldn't stand by and condone the crazy. The straw was Kelly exclaiming that Bethenny was trying to kill her. I think at that point the show veered into uncharted, should we stand by and let this happen, territory.

In Kelly's words "she was just creepy"!

I'm bi-polar and just skipped my daily dose!

Until next week...