Who is this fool that really thinks that Countless can sing?!? Stop it!!!!! This guy is a complete idiot and he looks like a cross between a chicken and the guy from the movie "Powder"- YUCK!!! "Money can't buy you class, elegance is learned- my friends"- what the hell are those ridiculous lyrics? Ugghhh- I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't!!!!
More after the jump...
On to a better topic- sun, fun and luxury in St. John's. Let's start with the fact that I want to be friends with Ramona! Amazing accommodations, amazing weather and almost amazing friends. The two buzz-kills, Jill and her shadow- the non-singing Countless Luann, have decided to stay home and they should have kept doofus Kelly with them.
Things start off relatively well but the madness starts at what's supposed to be a nice leisurely meal. Ok- so all the girls are at lunch on the yacht in their bathing suits and crazy Kelly decides to go in and change to put on a cover-up because she doesn't like to eat in a bathing suit- HUH? This is the same woman that poses nude for Playboy and wears dresses that barely cover her vag- but you can't eat lunch with your girlfriends, on a Caribbean island, on a private yacht with bathing suit on? Now all of a sudden you're miss modesty?! Kelly you are a complete idiot! During lunch Ramona brings up Jill's crazy behavior at Jennifer's party after finding out that Bethenny's father died. The minute that the conversation turns to her "master" the dumb-dumb looses her shit and leaves the lunch table. Gotta love Sonia who just watched in silence and couldn't wait for her pedicure- haaaa!
Back in NY Luann goes out on a date with the creepy Cord. She's so pathetically desperate that she actually likes this gross weirdo. The kisses between those two made me want to vomit- seriously!
Later that evening on the yacht Bethanny is sharing her experiences and memories of her dead father with Sonia and Kelly tries to tell Bethenny how she should remember her father. What Kelly? How are you going to tell the girl how to remember her father? Sonia breaks-up the conversation and talks about the thing she love most, sex and one night stands. Kelly tries to say that she's never had a one-night stand and never wants one. Then the crazy, jealous bi-polar, dumb Kelly FLIPPPPPSSSSSS out on Bethenny! When I say completely flips out crazy, I mean flips out crazy! Kudos to Bethenny for handling a psycho like a psycho should be handled.- ignore the crazy and maybe they'll disappear!
Meanwhile, Ramona and Alex are yacht hopping and end up on the Hooters yacht. To say that Ramona is having an awesome time is an understatement. Bethenny joins them to try to diffuse the psycho Kelly situation and when Kelly and Sonia join the rest of the group Ramona manages to say to Kelly, through her happy drunken slurs, that if she wants to mess up the good mood she needs to leave.
Please do us all a favor Kelly and get on a plane and go back to the psycho ward that released you prematurely.
Until Thursday...
CRAZY!!!!
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