The episode starts with the introduction of the newest housewife - Sonja Morgan. She's a close friend of LuAnn's and a divorced single mother of one. She loves men and in her own words "goes well with men". Sex, yoga, good food and animals all go together in her book. I can see why her and "Countless" are friends. LuAnn talks to her about the event that she's planning to have and gets a bunch of her old clothes to donate to charity. LuAnn is such a phony baloney Beyotche!
Jill gives Bobby the letter that Bethenny gave her to give him. She uses the "toxicity" word again and basically feels like her friendship with Bethenny is over. We get it Jill- move on and stop talking about it!
Bethenny is at the South Street Seaport for a event and Alex comes to support her. She tells Alex that her father didn't forgive her and that Jill was also not interested in mending their friendship. Bethenny decides that she has too many other things going on in her life to focus on this non-forgiving stuff.
Jill and Countless meet in Central Park and LuAnn tells her about a guy that she has set her sights on. He's a Jewish man and Jill assures her that Jewish men make great husbands.
Ramona has a surprise for Mario and asks him if he wants to have a re-committment ceremony. Ramona is as bat-shyte crazy as they come and for whatever reason Mario loves her despite her manic behavior. He's no walk in the park either so I guess they deserve each other.
It's time for Brooklyn fashion week and Ramona gets some tips from the models about how she should walk the runway. The original plan was for Kelly and Alex to walk in the show but Ramona asked the designer if she could also play a model for a day.
Jill shows up to the event and immediately says how low rent she thinks the venue is. She makes a bee-line backstage and when Kelly sees her she aks her what was up with that e-mail she sent her about being friends with Bethenny. Jill said that Kelly was "ass-kissing" in a tweet to Bethenny. Kelly reminds Jill of "PR 101 and 102" which is basically a bunch of horse ca-ca. She's basically not being genuine with Bethenny so Jill doesn't have to worry about whose side she's on. For a woman that's way to close to 50 if not already in her 50's she is so immature.
During the actual show Jill sits next to Simon and slams the dresses and the models. When Ramona comes out with her eyes buldging out of her face Jill practically falls out of her chair she's laughing so hard. Ramona did look crazy but Jill couldn't wait for her and everybody else to fail. Jill leaves the show without saying goodbye or great job to any of the ladies because she's just mean and jealous.
Bethenny takes a pregnancy test and the test is positive. She calls Jason frantically and can't get him. She calls her best friend because she doesn't know what to do- as if you're supposed to actually "do" something. She's just overwhelmed with happiness.
Jill is doing a event for Kodak and LuAnn tells her that Sonja will be joining them. Jill gets Sonja's stats and wonders why she doesn't know her. Ramona arrives and asks Jill why she's teaming up with a company that's so antiquated. Ramona then asks her why she left the fashion show without saying anything nice to anybody. Jill asks her to leave and then sends over the giraffe goons- LuAnn and Kelly - to fight her battles. Disgusting! Sonja shows up and when LuAnn introduces her to Kelly she mentions that they have a friend in common- a guy named Max that they both dated and Kelly, of course, acts like she has no idea what Max she's talking about.
The event ends with Ramona confronting Kelly during Jill's speech which causes a scene. I'm sure Ramona did it purposely to upset Jill and get her back. Jill -you reap what you sow.
What kind of mess will the new housewife stir-up? Is Sonja a good replacement for Bethenny- who is getting her own show on Bravo?
We'll see what happens next week...
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