Friday, April 23, 2010

Real Housewives of New York- ep 7- "Now you wanna be my friend?"

The episode starts with Jill's "bitch" Ginger taking a much needed poop all over her owner! Ginger is the dog people- lol!

Bethanny and Alex get together for lunch at Alex's place. They've become quite good friends because Alex is low-maintence and has no conditions on her friendship with Bethanny. Bethanny tells Alex that Jason popped the question and Alex is genuinely happy for her. Alex is the first person that she's told and that says a lot about their friendship.

Ramona and sassy Sonja have lunch. They are both a mess so I can see a good friendship coming from these too. There's something "off" about Sonja- can't put my finger on it yet. They talk about the Kodak event and what Sonja thought about all the girls. Sonja recalled meeting Kelly a gazillion times and Kelly being Kelly of course acted like she never met Sonja. Typical Kelly behavior and Sonja is not impressed but I don't think she really cares in the grand scheme of things. Sonja seems like she's very into "herself" so Kelly and her ditsy behavior is not remotely on her radar.

Ramona goes out to lunch with Avery who looks like she doesn't want anything to do with her mother. Ramona tells Avery how she wants to her to be her maid-of-honor. Avery is so unimpressed and not interested at all in being in the wedding. Avery knows how crazy her mom is and she handles her mom's craziness really well by giving her blank stares and a few smiles here and there- very funny indeed.

The two line-backers, Kelly and LuAnn run into each other during LuAnn's search for the perfect condo in Manhattan. Kelly joins the group and offers her opinion. LuAnn wouldn't think of living among people that wear baseball caps on the street and she must live in a doorman building. The first place is 7,500 a month and the 2nd is 14,000 a month- too much money for too little space. The search continues.

Jill sits with her sister and mother to discuss their book and go through pictures that they want included. Gloria, Jill's mother, is so annoying but would make great tv if she had her own show.

The three single cougars-Sonja, Kelly and LuAnn have dinner. They talk about Adderall- the ADD drug- and Kelly appropriately brings up Ramona. Sonja is a firm believer in that being divorced doesn't  have anything to do with not having sex. She wants to have sex all day long and it's important. Sonja eludes that she's sure that LuAnn is "getting it in" shall we say- despite not having a "man-friend". Somewhere in the conversation Sonja says that she wants a man that doesn't cheat. Then Kelly asks "did your husband cheat on you" and then Sonja turns the question back to Kelly. Kelly gets offended because she thinks it's not appropriate to ask that sort of question. Why can't anyone have a fun and easy conversation with this woman? And Kelly, you asked the question of Sonja first, so what's the problem. LuAnn's husband cheating on her is too new so she definitely doesn't want to have this conversation. But everything is off limits with Kelly and it's annoying! I'm sure in real life she has no friends.

Kelly is hosting an event for Gotham magazine and she's nervous about the women embarrassing her. Kelly you're an embarrassment! Jill comes in and doesn't want any run-ins with Ramona or she may "bitch-slap" her. Jill you're not slapping anyone. And the most pretentious conversation of the evening was LuAnn having an argument with Mario in Italian.

Bethanny arrives and Jill and LuAnn leave the table. Jill grow-up you moron! Bethanny shares her happy engagement news and Ramona screams the good news for the room to hear. Kelly runs over to LuAnn and Jill to tell them the happy news and Jason comes over and Jill gives him a half  "congratulations". Jill whines about how uncomfortable and awkward she feels- Jill is a freaking idiot and LuAnn is too. She's a sick, sick woman! Jill you created the divide with Bethanny and now you're upset because you're not gonna be invited to the wedding?

As Bethanny leaves Jill comes over with her fake, phoniness and Bethanny - finally- has her AHA-moment and the tables have turned because she wants nothing more to do with Jill. Thank god! Jill - all of a sudden- could it be because you want to be part of the wedding- that you want to be friends again with Bethanny and talk about what happened. Jill- Bethanny tried to reach out to you on several occasions and you wanted nothing to do with her and now you want to fix it?

 Jill is disgusting and of all the Housewives on all the shows I find her to be the most revolting.

Do you think Jill is nuts? Should Bethanny just move on, happily ever after, without Jill?


What do you think?

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