Monday, April 12, 2010

What Chilli Wants- ep 1- "Scrubs need not apply"

Chilli is the latest celeb looking for love - but apparently because she's still single she must be looking for it in all the wrong places. That's where Tionna Smalls, author and relationship expert comes in. Tionna is blunt but that's exactly what Chili needs.

You would think that a beautiful and sucessful woman like Chili should have no problems finding a date- right? Dating isn't the issue- the problem is Chili's checklist which goes something like this: he has to be fine, great sense of humor, six or four pack, believe in God, be sensitive, can't drink or smoke, eat pork, must love kids and want more, no more then two babies' mama's and he has to be hanging. Wow- that is some list let me tell you! Missy Elliot, Chili's good friend, tells her she needs to date Jesus- lol!

Chili has a lot riding on this because she has her son Tron, who has made it known that regardless of who comes into his mom's life he's the man of the house. Chili has also been hurt before so she's not willing to stand for any nonsense. 

Chili and Tionna go to an event where Chili is presenting an award to her close friend who is a prominent politician in Altanta. This is a black-tie affair with quite a few men in attendance so Tionna is sniffing around to see if there is anybody that meets Chilli's standards. Tionna eyes a handsome bald-headed guy named Christian and he's very charming and has a really nice smile. Christian is most definently a strong prospect and the date is set.

Tionna meets with the people closest to Chili to see what makes her tic and come up with the Master plan to find the right guy for her. T-Boz, her friend and former bandmate,  Ava, Chili's mom and Dallas Austin - Chilli's ex and Tron's dad all agree that Chili needs to let go of "the list" and the idea of perfection- because honey it doesn't exist!

Chili goes on a date with Christian and Tionna is creeping on the side just observing. Christian eats pork so that is the first thing that bothers her. Then Chili asks him if he like girls all the time and he says - hell yes! Gotta make sure there's no down low stuff going on! Tionna and Chili meet in the bathroom during the date to discuss how things are going so far and Tionna said that Chili can't be so agressive because it will scare the man off. Dinner goes well and Chrisitian walks Chili to her car and they part with a hug. Not sure if there is enough of a spark where a second date may be in order but it was a good start to the dating adventures.

The next day Chili has a photo shoot for Fitness magazine with Floyd Mayweather. They've known each other for three years and when Tionna arrives at the shoot she sees the chemistry- it's so obvious. Tionna asks Chili what's up and why she and Floyd haven't taken the next step. Chili just laughs it off.

Later that evening Floyd and Chili go to dinner and Floyd says he likes Chili but they don't want to go there and mess up there friendship. I think they make a great couple but they're probably right and better off friends and not lovers.

Chili tells Tionna that she is willing to go on a second date with Christian and Tionna is happy that they've made some progress early in the game.

Regardless of Chili's "list" and some of the unrealistic traits that she wants from her future mate Tionna is willing to stick by her side and help her find the right person.

Do you think Chili's standards are too high? Should she just get back with Usher?

Until next week...

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