I had reservations about blogging this particular show because it's a perfect example of how ANYONE can get a reality show specifically by behaving badly. I feel bad for teenage girls because it's easy to understand why they believe making sex tapes, doing drugs and getting arrested is the way to get famous fast because essentially it is.
Anyway- that's my personal opinion and now let's get to the meat and potatoes of this trainwreck of a show.
Let's meet the three pretty wild girls. First we have Tess, she's the oldest and she's a print model, Alexis is the middle child and also wants to be a model and she competes with Tess. Gabby is the youngest and most mature and acts like the parent and even parents her mother- they're all on medication for ADHD. Andrea, momager and former playboy model is the ringleader of this mess Jerry is the stepfather. The girls are homeschooled 4 days a week and the teachings are based on the movie "The Secret". That's right people - not the Bible, Koran or any organized religion it's based on a movie. Not judging- just saying.
Tess and Alexis have an audition for Biatta lingerie and they will also be the face of the brand. They both get the two year contract to be the face of the brand and with that comes alot of responsibility and maintaining the integrity of the brand.
Meanwhile- Gabby sees a story online about a guy named Nick - the guy arrested for robbing houses in Hollywood and Tess and Gabby are in the pics which could mean bad news for the girls.
Late that night Tess and Alexis go out to dinner with Mickey Avalon to be the "rock bitch" in his new video for the song "Rock Bitch" and whomever does the best pole dance wins the role. So with tits and asses hanging out the girls hit the pole like they've been doing this forever. What is wrong with this picture and "momager" you need to do less managing and more mommying of these girls.
The LAPD wakes the family up the next morning with a warrant to search the house for stolen property and Alexis is arrested and taken away in handcuffs. Mom is wide eyed and crazy looking. Before they go to police they have a prayer circle with mom, Gabby and their biological father. Gabby is very upset and when they arrive at the precinct Tess is posing for the cameras with her sunglasses on - at night- and acting like she's upset but she's really loving the attention.
13 hours later the girls go inside to await Alexis's release and laugh and giggle when she's released. I understand being jubiliant but she was released from Jail not away on vacation- WTF! Tess happlily exclaims that the paps were out in full force with video cameras and once they break out of the pokey all three girls are clearly very happy for the attention. It's like three Lindsay Lohan's all at once- YUCK!
The next morning Alexis proclaims her innocence. Biatta lingerie calls to tell Alexis that she can't walk during LA fashion week and they also have to pull her from the campaign. She's devastated. So much for any press is good press.
Tess goes on to walk the runway without her sister and mom Gabby and Alexis are there to support her. She walks the runway with her thong and bustier and Mom is so proud- huh?
And so it is... what is wrong with these people? Are you gonna join me and watch this trainwreck?
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