This weeks episode starts out in The Hamptons at the Pink Elephant with Bethanny, Ramona and their men. Luann is the hot topic and Ramona rehashes the whole altercation with LuAnn. She says that she felt "verbally raped" by the group. Ramona you are a tad bit dramatic. Bethanny gives her fight story with the "Count-less" and then they go dancing and Bethanny says Ramona likes to dance until her "cootch" falls off.
Back at LuAnn's, Rosie, the former nanny, comes to visit the family. Since the move to the Hampton's Rosie can no longer work for the family. LuAnn's sweet daughter Victoria has apparently been the bad girl and fell off the roof- LuAnn thinks she may have tried sneaking out of the house. Well that didn't go over too well because she broke both her arms- cute.
Meanwhile Alex, Simon, Ramona and Mario try to make peace and form a friendship over a nice dinner. When Ramona and Mario walk in the group sees that Mario and Simon are dressed in twin white Miami Vice suits- maybe they're more alike then they want to believe.Ramona and Mario bring up the "Count-less" remark AGAIN and then Mario decides to leave LuAnn a message and invite her to their Labor Day party.
Jill and Bobby are staying with LuAnn at her house in the Hamptons. LuAnn let's Jill listen to the msg that Mario left. Jill says that if LuAnn doesn't go she won't go- it's very high school. Jill calls Ramona on speaker- while LuAnn is present and then Ramona proceeds to lay into Luann and calls her a slut and all types of craziness! I think it's safe to say that LuAnn and Ramona will not break bread anytime soon. LuAnn is pleased by Jill's loyalty. LuAnn then goes on to tell Jill about her drinks with Bethanny. LuAnn says she hopes that they'll make-up and Jill doesn't think so.
Bethanny and Jason are really sweet together. They have the "let's shack up together" talk and Bethanny is pleasently surprised to tears with Jason's sincerity. He's a great guy and they are sweet together.
Ramona is preparing for her big Labor Day sware. She leaves a place for LuAnn and Jill in case they decide to show up.
LuAnn has a party at her house, because after all would you want to show up to a party where the host thinks you're a slut and a swinger? I don't think so. Anyway, Kelly is invited to LuAnn's party because she wasn't invited to Ramona's. Kelly comes bringing news and before she shares it she starts out with this diatribe about being authentic and friendship and wtf are you talking about Kelly!?! The big news is she's posing for Playboy's 40th anniversary issue. Why can't you just say it and not be all dramatic about it? ugghhhh. The Countess and Jill are relieved that it's nothing terrible but of course LuAnn has to try to one-up her and brings out her Playgirl cover from 1,000 years ago and Jill is judgemental and jealous and says she wouldn't pose if she was asked. Well Jill- consider yourself lucky and the rest of the world blessed because no one is asking you to pose nude!
Kelly shares her good news about the Playboy spread with Bobby and LuAnn's kids and Bobby congratulates her and then goes on to share the fact that he has every issue of Playboy from 1969 to 1988 in his mother's basement. Kelly thinks it's weird that Bobby has a bunch of old Playboy mags and may add her cover to his collection. All together now- CREEPY!
Back at Ramona's Bethanny gets the rundown of who's coming to Ramona's. Bethanny feels weird about seeing "Silex" because she hasn't told Alex that she went a different direction with her logo. She immediately talks to Alex about it and Alex seems surprised that she brought it up at the party but she appreciates her honesty. The topic of conversation for the 200th time is "The Count-less" comment. Bethanny brags about how she's been so busy and Mario explains why Jill may be mad. Shut up Mario! A random friend of Jill's stands-up for Jill and Bethanny doesn't understand why her issues with Jill are being brought up by some random woman at a Labor Day party- well because you brought it up Bethanny! Alex explains that she and Simon are going over to LuAnn's and Ramona gets upset. Mario pipes in that it's really Classless that LuAnn takes their guests- crazy! What- you can't go to more than one party in a day? Alex says she's not taking sides and again "Ms. Mario pipes in and says sometimes you have to take sides. Ramona- your husband needs to man up- stat!
Alex punks out and and calls Jill and tells her that they can't make it to LuAnn's. Jill asks for gossip and Alex shares some of the conversations that were had over dinner. Jill finishes her conversation with Alex and then "JillAnn" continue their talk about Ramona, Bethanny and that group.
Can these Housewives leave the past in the past? Will Jill and Bethanny kiss and make up? Whose team are you on?
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