We start this week's show with LuAnn and her daughter Victoria talking about Kelly posing for Playboy and Victoria seems concerned for Kelly's daughter's since they're so young. I think deep down "The Countless" really wants to be asked to pose in playboy herself and asks Victoria how she would feel if she posed. Victoria says she wouldn't mind because her friends think that LuAnn is hot. LuAnn almost stops with the car - she's so pleased with herself that her daughter's friends think she's a MILF. She goes "what do they say"? And then tries to act like she doesn't really care and that actually it's weird that Vic's friends are checking her out. Whatever LuAnn- we all know that sadly this conversation made your day.
Kelly takes her kids to lunch to tell them about posing in Playboy and they start off by telling their mom how old she looks with her curly hair-which is hysterical. Then the snot nosed younger daughter (she literally has snot coming out of her nose) decides that the conversation is done. When Kelly asks why they think it's so important to her to do Playboy Teddy says "to entertain people with your weirdness". Haaa! Kelly I suggest that you quit while you're ahead.
Bethanny is speaking at the Learning Annex. She starts off and it's like a comedy show peppered with her usual snarkey comments and curse words. I think she's funny and entertaining. She's happy with the way it turned out.
Back at Jill's Bobby and Jill get good news that Bobby's cancer is completely removed and they plan to celebrate.
At Kelly's shoot she of course compares her shoot to Bethanny's PETA shoot- stop hating Kelly. She says being on the cover of playboy is a stamp of approval that you're beautiful and that to be 41 and in playboy makes her special. Kelly in my opinion you look so much older than 41. What do you guys think?
LuAnn hosts the Ungaro fashion night out event. Jill is there of course and when "Silex" arrives with a wacky looking friend that Alex calls her "daygay" Jill is the first to notice and comment. When Kelly arrives the conversation turns to "Silex's" out of control kids. Jill asks LuAnn to tell the story about "Silex's'" older son climbing up some man's leg and Alex is not amused. Jill says that Alex can include a chapter in her parenting book about what to do when this happens. Alex says in her one on one camera conversation that she has a Chapter in her book about not listening to the well meaning morons- funny. Then of course the girls are dying to hear about Ramona's labor day fete and "The Countess" asks her point blank what team is she on. Alex says she's friends with everybody. They tell Alex about Kelly's Playboy cover. Alex is surprised about how supportive they're being of her because when her nude photos appeared on the internet everybody was completely disgusted- especially Ramona- who walked off the set of the reunion show when the incident was brought up. Fake BI's! "The Countless" explains that nude photo's on the internet are different from nude photos in Playboy.
Jill introduces LuAnn to a psychic that she trusts. Jill talks about Bethanny to the psychic and then she plays the message that she's kept on her phone for a while and I honestly don't see anything wrong with the message. Jill grow up! If a friend pisses you off talk to them about it or move on- period.
Ramona and annoying Mario go to the Legend's ball and Jill and Bobby show up. It's the first time since the Labor day parties and Jill brings up the "Countless" thing again- ugghhh enough- and confronts Mario about why he couldn't just apologize. Jill I think you're a baby- let it go and stop fighting LuAnn's battles. Enough!
Kelly invites Jill to her apartment. She has a plastic horse in the middle of her house. It's a huge beautiful place. Jill confronts Kelly about the 40th anniversary mix-up and that Kelly's not going to be on the 40th anniversary issue of Playboy because it's not the 40th anniversary-blah, blah, Jill who cares? Get a hobby.
Alex tells Simon about the crawling up the leg conversation at the event and how pissed she was about it. Jill is judgemental period. Alex says that Jill likes LuAnn because she can control her and LuAnn is now the underdog- interesting. I can't wait for Alex to confront her.
LuAnn and Jill go to the Jill Stuart show and Bethanny arrives and says hello and moves on. You can see the tension between them during the fashion show. Finally the show ends and Bethanny asks whats wrong and Jill reminds Bethanny that she told her to get a hobby and she says she took her advice and got one. Bethanny explains herself and Jill walks away from the conversation. LuAnn- the underdog/ "Countless" acts like Jill's lawyer and takes her side. LuAnn and Kelly mind your business.
Jill I'm disgusted with you actually.
I'm team Bethanny!
Whose team are you on? Did Bethanny handle things poorly?
Until next week...
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